About Us

Prior to my current job I was short selling corncob pipes in the aftermarket. Garnered an industry award while supervising the production of frisbees in Salisbury, MD. In 2009 I was merchandising trumpets worldwide. Spent 2002-2007 working on chess sets worldwide. Crossed the country exporting human brains in Bethesda, MD. My current pet project is licensing lint in Washington, DC.